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Thursday, October 9, 2008

15 pieces of advice for woman

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

Monday, September 8, 2008

6 WAYS TO REMOVE A MARKER OR PERMANENT MARKER (pentel pen) from everything.




1. from FURNITURE
     To remove a marker from a furniture, you can use milk or fresh milk.

2. from CARPET
     To remove it from a carpet, use vinegar or white vinegar.

3. from CLOTHES
     To remove it from your clothes, just use a hand sanitizer and rub it the way you're hand washing it.
     (i have tried this and it's really effective. i did it when i accidentally wrote a single line one of my uniforms while making my projects. haha!)

4. from WALLS
     To remove it from your wall, use a toothpaste or hairspray.

5. from WOOD
     To remove it from any wood, use a rubbing alcohol.

6. from GLASS or CERAMIC
     To remove it from glass or ceramic, just mix 1part of toothpaste and 1part of baking soda (1:1).
     


Saturday, August 16, 2008

Philippine issue sa Mindanao

Today, the Filipinos are facing about the issue in Mindanao. They are shouting for an all-out war for their government independence though it would hurt a lot of them. They want to have their own government. They don’t want to depend on our government’s way of handling the country.
The president’s son said that no matter what happens, the government must always pursue a policy of a peace process and that a good head of the government or head of the family must promote peace within his family or within his or her jurisdiction. Of course, when you promote peace that doesn’t mean that you are not protecting your people anymore, instead, you have the same level or even a greater level of protecting your people. Yes he was right that they should not abandon the policy of wanting to have peace. But for me, we should use what Machiavelli recommended, the tyranny. Our government should use cruelty and violence to control the government. If it is the only way to stop the rebellious acts of Mindanao, then our government head should act like a tyrant. Though violence is to be promoted, still it should be limited. In fact, they could also use cruelty and violence to reassure people and win them over by benefiting them. To give what the people want and enjoy as a leader. In that case, everyone in the country will have a benefit.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

HOW TO BE A PERFECT BOYFRIEND :)

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her.
When she stare's at your lips, Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don’t let go.
When she start's cursing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet, Ask her what’s wrong.
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention.
When she pushes you away, Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word.
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU, SHES HURTING INSIDE.
When you break her heart, the pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says its over, she STILL wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it.

Few more tips:
- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
-DON'T let her have the last word
-always call her when u know somethings wrong
-Pretty and beautifull is soo much better...NOT HOT
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Tease her and let her tease you back
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
- Give her the world
- LET HER WEAR YOUR CLOTHES
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

Friday, July 18, 2008

how guys flirt

1. He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,etc.)

how girls flirt

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible

12 signs you're falling in love

  1. you can't stay mad at him or her for more than a minute or two. You actually have to try hard to stay mad.
  2. you'll read his or her messages over and over again
  3. you'll walk really really slow while you're with him or her
  4. you'll feel shy whenever you're with him or her
  5. while thinking about him or her..your heart beats faster and faster..<3 li="">
  6. by listening to his or her voice..you'll always smile for no reason..
  7. while looking at him or her, you can't see the other people around you..you can only see that person
  8. you'll start listening to slow songs
  9. he or she becomes all you think about
  10. you'll get high just by their smell..
  11. you'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think of them
  12. while reading this, there was this one person on you mind the whole time..

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Simple tips for my future boyfriend :)

• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.

• leave her cute text notes.

• kiss her in front of your friends.

• tell her she is gorgeous..

• look into her eyes when you talk toher.

• let her mess with your hair

• touch her hair.

• just walk around with her.

• forgive her for her mistakes

• look at her like she`s the only oneyou see

• tickle her even when she says stop.

• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.

• kiss her hand.

• let her fall asleep in your arms..

• get her mad, then kiss her.

• tease her and let her tease you back.

• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.

• watch her favorite movie with her.

• kiss her forehead.

• give her the world.

• write her letters.

• let her wear your clothes.

• when she`s sad, hang out with her.

• let her know she`s important.

• let her take all the photos she wants of you.

• kiss her in the pouring rain.

• when you fall in love with her, tell her.

• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.


20 things girls want guys to know

  1. we love when you cuddle with us
  2. a kiss on the cheek is a definite yes
  3. we want you to put your arm around us at the movies
  4. we don't care if you are the strongest guy in the world
  5. size doesn't matter, so don't tell us
  6. we don't always look our best, so get over it
  7. we shouldn't have to plan everything
  8. we're always ready to talk, so call us
  9. we're not perfect, so deal with us
  10. we love surprises
  11. the little things you do mean the most
  12. we're not always girly girls
  13. we can like boy stuff too
  14. cursing and fighting don't impress us
  15. don't be mean to us to get our attention
  16. don't tell us who is hot, because we don't care
  17. we can tell when you are not listening to us
  18. when we say we are cold, that's our invitation to come closer
  19. hugs mean more sometimes
  20. we need your advice sometimes so don't be afraid to give it to us

Monday, July 14, 2008

27 things, girls must know about guys..

  1. GUYS MAY BE FLIRTING AROUND ALL DAY BUT BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP, THEY ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE GIRL THEY TRULY CARE ABOUT..
  2. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
  3. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him
  4. GUYS HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND OR EX-LOVE INTEREST
  5. BOYFRIENDS NEED TO BE REASSURED OFTEN THAT THEY'RE STILL LOVED.
  6. DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR GUY FRIENDS TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
  7. Guys get jealous easily.
  8. GUYS ARE MORE EMOTIONAL THAN THEY'D LIKE PEOPLE TO THINK.
  9. GIVING A GUY A HANGING MESSAGE LIKE "YOU KNOW WHAT?!..UH..NEVERMIND.." WOULD MAKE HIM JUMP TO A CONCLUSION THAT IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. AND HE'LL ASSUME HE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND HE'LL OBSESS ABOUT IT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
  10. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
  11. A USUAL ACT THAT PROVES THE GUY LIKES YOU IS WHEN HE TEASES YOU.
  12. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM IF THEY ARE SERIOUS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS..
  13. GUYS THINK WAY TOO MUCH. ONE SMALL THING A GIRL DOES, EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T NOTICE IT CAN MAKE THE GUY THINK ABOUT IT FOR HOURS, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT..
  14. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
  15. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
  16. IF A GUY STARTS TO TALK SERIOUSLY, LISTEN TO HIM. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN, SO WHEN IT DOES, YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S UP.
  17. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
  18. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
  19. WHEN A GUY LOOKS AT YOU FOR LONGER THAN A SECOND, HE'S DEFINITELY THINKING SOMETHING.
  20. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
  21. A GUY HAS MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU SEE WITH YOUR NAKED EYES.
  22. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
  23. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
  24. GUYS HATE REJECTION, BUT THEY HATE BEING LED ON EVEN MORE
  25. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
  26. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD
  27. WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO BE WITH YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE..

things i learned in kindergarten that are useful today

  • share everything
  • play fair
  • don't hit people
  • put things back where you found them
  • don't create a mess
  • don't take things that aren't yours
  • say sorry when you hurt somebody
  • warm cookies and cold milk are good for you
  • live a balanced life -learn, play, enjoy, sing, dance ..
  • beware of strangers

and most of all,

  • when you go out to the real world, make sure someone is holding your hand..

Monday, June 23, 2008

How to soothe a sore throat at home without taking medicines.

Have you ever had a sore throat? me, a lot! But, i guess no one never had it. Or you gotta tell me if you know someone who never ever ever ever had it yet! haha :D

As a teen, feeling sick makes me sick! I really hate taking medicines just to feel better. It's not the taste that i hate, but the thought that medicines have undergone through processes with chemicals and whatever! And with that hate, i get myself to find other ways to make myself feel better.

Everytime i'm having a sore throat, what comes in to my mind is it is a viral infection, that what comes after it is either cough or colds or even both! And i would surely hate that.

To prevent myself from having these - getting rid of sore throat and avoiding the after effect - without taking medicines, of course the first person i ask about health is my mom. Yep! my mom. She's not a doctor but for my family, she is. I guess everyone else's family doctor is their moms too. :)

So, what she told me to do are:

1. Gargle with a warm salt and water mixture.

At first, i didn't believe her because it doesn't really sound too effective but based on my experience for many times, it does. Gargling several times a day with a warm salt water can reduce swelling in the throat and loosen mucus, helping to flush out irritants or bacteria.

To make a this mixture, just dissolve a half teaspoon of salt in one cup of warm water. If it's too salty for you, just add a bit of honey to slightly sweeten the mixture.

Just don't forget to spit the salt water out after gargling, don't drink it!

2. Always drink water or keep yourself hydrated.

Staying hydrated is very important especially when your throat is scratchy or inflamed.

3. Take a lozenge.

One of the most popular lozenges in the Philippines is Strepsils. Looks like a candy and tastes like menthol.
It doesn't really cure your sore throat but it helps you lessen that scratchy painful feeling. It gives you a cooling effect like menthol or eucalyptus and it helps you keep your throat moist.

4. Warm tea sweetened with honey.

Tired of drinking water? Try a warm tea. A cup of tea can offer a soothing relief for a sore throat. Some teas contain ant-oxidants that may help you strengthen your immune system and avoid infection. Adding honey to it doesn't only sweeten the taste but it also has antibacterial properties that may help you heal faster.

Other warm fluids, including soup, also gives that relieving feeling. Just make sure that everything that you eat or drink is warm, not hot! Hot food or drinks may burn your sensitive throat and make it even worse!

5. Rest.

Getting some rest is probably one of the best things that you can do to battle the infection that caused your sore throat in the first place. Making sure your body is well-rested and not stressed may at least help fiight off the virus so you can get better the soonest.


You don't really have to spend too much on medicines to cure a soar throat. I've tried all these and based on my own experience, these simple home tips works for me. And i hope it will work for you too.
But, if these tips doesn't work on you, you can always go and consult to your doctor. :)

Monday, June 16, 2008

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.



Wednesday, June 11, 2008

What is the difference between a "First Love" and a "True Love"? a teen asked.

This is just one of a thousand questions in my mind right now.

I am 17. And yes, believe it or not, i have never ever ever ever had a boyfriend in my entire life yet!

I have friends, who are of the same age as mine, that are in a relationships already.
And some of them already had a lot even before we became teens.
They look so in-love like they've already found their one true love, their destiny.
They look so happy like they're gonna be together for the rest of their lives.
Like they're gonna marry them already.

While me? i can't even imagine myself having one.
I've had suitors and admirers around me, asking for a date, a movie or a dinner after school. Some sends me cellular load, flowers, notes, texts and calls. But none of them, even one, really touched my heart and changed my mind from staying single. I mean, a No-Boyfriend-Since-Birth type of girl.
It's not that i don't really like them, it's just that i still don't want to and  feel too young and unready for love.

So instead of trying to have a boyfriend and figure it out by myself.
Can you tell me what is the difference between a first love and a true love?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The Mysterious Guy in my Early Years in College :)

I'll share a story, about a memory a few months back.

It was during the 2nd semester of my first year in college. I was a transferee from a school an island away from home. My parents decided to convince me to transfer from a University in Cebu to a Business School in Tacloban so i can spend my weekends with them. I am taking up BS Accountancy and my subjects from both schools don't really have that much difference.

My first month in my new school is kinda boring. I don't really make new friends. I always go only with my high school friend who is also studying in the same school as mine or sometimes, alone. Strangers, strangers, that is all i see. Strangers in the hallway, strangers in the classroom, strangers everywhere at school!

But, there was this stranger i saw at school, it was around 5:30 of one Thursday afternoon. He was tall, taller than me. He was wearing the school uniform while i don't which means he belongs to the upperclassmen. Chinky eyes and white complexion, looks mysterious in every way. He was with a friend or two, standing near the room of my next subject. I looked at him with a look of a stranger, then he looked at me and i looked away. I walked alone.

I entered the room of my next subject and seated a chair away from the front door. Few minutes later, i felt like someone is looking at me. So i looked straight through the door and i saw the same stranger, still standing where he stood. Eye-to-eye, we looked at each other, then i, again, looked away.

After the class, i went outside, of course my classmates too, for it is time to go home. He was still there, standing where he stood, with his friends.

It happened over and over for two weeks, twice a week, same days and time of the week - Tuesdays and Thursdays. That i, get to look forward to seeing this stranger over and over every time. Always outside our classroom door. He's so mysterious that I always wonder who he is and what was he doing there, or who was he waiting for. But of course i'm not the desperate kind of girl who just asks any stranger. So i just stayed calm and quite, and patient.

But, i noticed that i already took the subject that time from my first University, so i decided to Officially Drop it since it was still under the adding and dropping period. And that, there and then, i didn't have more chances to get to see or know that stranger. That was the last time i saw him, the mysterious college guy. He will forever be a part of my-early-years-in-college memories though. Who knows? Maybe one day, our paths will cross again, right? :)



One Kiss from You :)

I wrote a song but still unfinished. The lyrics goes like this:


When you're not around
Every other word is your name
Everyone knows how i feel
Though i never told them a thing

They know just from my smiles,
That you've got my heart on a string
Everyone knows that music's around me
'cause you are the song that i sing

You're the sun in my day
The wind in my sky
The waves in my ocean
And beat in my heart
I'd walk halfway around the world
for just one kiss from you
one kiss from you..